It takes time. It takes care.
It takes a bathroom.
Yesterday I padded into the bathroom for a relaxing wallow in the beauty suds followed by a spot of eyelash tweaking and nose-hair extraction.
What did I find?
The two-legged dogs had destroyed the place!
They've gone mad. First it was painting, now they're ripping the place apart.This place is rapidly going to the, um, dogs!
