2. And when you're bored with a hamster, turn him into a rabbit:
3. And when you feel like a bacon sandwich, turn him into a little porker:
4. And when you're in need of cheering up, turn him into Groucho Marx:
Send one brisket bone and a stamped, self-addressed envelope to yours truly for the other 997 uses.
Hamsters: The Versatile Pets