1001 Uses For A Hamster

1. Use him to dust your venetian blinds:

2. And when you're bored with a hamster, turn him into a rabbit:

3. And when you feel like a bacon sandwich, turn him into a little porker:

4. And when you're in need of cheering up, turn him into Groucho Marx:

Send one brisket bone and a stamped, self-addressed envelope to yours truly for the other 997 uses.

Hamsters: The Versatile Pets