Wednesday, 24 December 2008

Baaaaaaaaaaah Hummbugggggggggggg!

The only thing worse than Christmas is a collapsed lung. A collapsed lung is said to be the most painful condition imaginable. Apart from pleurisy.

Okay, so there are two things worse than Christmas.

At Christmas, for some reason, the two-legged dogs suddenly mistake you for a Christmas tree.

Come questo:

The only consolation is that Barbra Streisand looks worse. Like a €0.10 Parisian streetwalker:


Bah humbug!

Roll on pleurisy.

3 comments:

Judith in Umbria said...

Yeah, big talk. I have had pleurisy and if you get it I won't be there to hold your paw.

You both look a little nicotinish around the edges, but otherwise fine, so what's the big deal?

Stew Magoo said...

Well Merry... Pleurisy? If such a thing is possible. Zoe tells me that she's poised to give kisses to whomever needs them. She's a pro you know.

Hope you recover soon.

Dermott said...

Judith - you had to be there.

Nicotinish around the edges? You slagging off my artistic photography?

Stew - give Zoe one from me!