The only thing worse than Christmas is a collapsed lung. A collapsed lung is said to be the most painful condition imaginable. Apart from pleurisy.
Okay, so there are two things worse than Christmas.
At Christmas, for some reason, the two-legged dogs suddenly mistake you for a Christmas tree.
Come questo:
The only consolation is that Barbra Streisand looks worse. Like a €0.10 Parisian streetwalker:
Bah humbug!
Roll on pleurisy.
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Yeah, big talk. I have had pleurisy and if you get it I won't be there to hold your paw.
You both look a little nicotinish around the edges, but otherwise fine, so what's the big deal?
Well Merry... Pleurisy? If such a thing is possible. Zoe tells me that she's poised to give kisses to whomever needs them. She's a pro you know.
Hope you recover soon.
Judith - you had to be there.
Nicotinish around the edges? You slagging off my artistic photography?
Stew - give Zoe one from me!
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